係澳洲既一個污點
喇星佢地係勁那煩
勁ＤＥＳＰＥＲＡＴＥ
勁有耐性
最鐘意嬲你對眼同個鼻同對耳仲有個口
撥佢一下
佢會避開再降落係同一個地方
再重復無限次
每一次我都會ＦＵＣＫ出聲
因為真係ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ ＡＮＮＯＹＩＮＧ
問題之大促使我上網搵資料了解下佢地
而家明白點解咁鐘意嬲人
但係我唔會因為同情而ＦＵＣＫ少句
如果你地睇到我個ＢＬＯＧ
可唔可以唔好再嬲我？
2009年12月6日 星期日
2009年12月5日 星期六
this is it
today i went back to pancake parlour for work as usual
i got changed in the staff room
i ordered a big breakfast with 5 dollars
i finished the breakfast and went to the toilet
i saw something that i'd never seen in my life
a man stood in front of the basin
with his pants down to the ankles
a penis with a little bush on top was swinging
which was not amazing enough...
when i started to pee at the bowl
he cleaned up his shit from his ass with a bare hand and the tap water
i smelt the smell, i heard the sound
and i saw the shit on the basin
and he left without any intention to clean the shit up
what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i swore to the pancakes that i'll never wash my hands at that basin
and will definitely bring enough tissues every time i enter that toilet
not for my shit but to insulate myself from any shit residues while turning the tap and opening the door
guys you know what
"uncle bus" is just a very normal person
a person expressed his opinion in an emotional and attention grabbing way
totally normal
but this australian guy just did what a normal person will not do in a calmed and skillful manner
this is real strange
this is it
this is shit
2009年12月3日 星期四
shrine of remembrance
今日去左個叫ＳＨＲＩＮＥ ＯＦ ＲＥＭＥＭＢＲＡＮＣＥ既地方
係一個紀念大戰戰士既地方
其中包括二次世界大戰
依Ｄ野係要係大國家先會有
離遠行過去都見到
摸落去涼浸浸
又唔怕俾風吹走
真係一石二鳥
行到埋去有一種好清新既感覺
而外牆同地下都勁多地衣（ＬＩＣＨＥＮ）
依種植物係要勁勁勁好空氣質素先會生的
勁狀觀
其實又唔係話好勁
但係睇得出唔係流野
入面都係Ｄ老正野
歷史呀紀念品呀咁
阿水
入面分左既層同埋唔同ＣＨＡＭＢＥＲＳ
好靜好莊嚴
2009年11月29日 星期日
FUCKING SHIIIIIIT!!
重複著上個禮拜的事
一至四係屋企生菇菇
五六日就ＰＡＮＣＡＫＥ ＰＡＲＬＯＵＲ
做ＢＡＣＫＥＲ做多左兩日
基本上都無咩問題
最大問題竟然係不雪糕
Ｄ雪糕勁那硬
出餐又要勁那快
成日俾我不雪糕果下ＣＡＫＥ住
而家隻手勁攰
我發覺人真係有極限
你知每日都有Ｄ時間係好那多人食野
果Ｄ時候就會勁那忙
今日個ＣＯＯＫ叫上次提到果個鬼仔炒蛋同整ＰＯＵＣＨＥＤ ＥＧＧＳ
（ＰＯＵＣＨＥＤ ＥＧＧＳ即係打隻蛋落Ｄ水度
等佢好完整地去到半生熟就拎返上黎）
當然ＰＥＡＫ ＨＯＵＲ梗係唔止整一隻
好多時都係同時間要炒３份蛋同整７／８隻ＰＯＵＣＨＥＤ ＥＧＧＳ
咁講返鬼仔
佢勁俾人催
Ｄ ＰＯＵＣＨＥＤ ＥＧＧＳ又一係熟過頭一係整穿左
前後有成２０分鐘（ＳＵＰＰＯＳＥ５分鐘攬得掂）
我當時係隔離洗緊碗
突然間聽到『ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ ＳＨＩＴ！！！！』
勁那大聲
原來係鬼仔發ＭＵＮ憎
係果一刻佢要爆
大家都好無耐
因為大家都好那忙
都知道佢都盡左力．．．
自此
之後Ｄ蛋都係叫返我整．．．
講多少少廚房既分工
唔好睇我要洗碗又要去垃圾房倒垃圾
好似好慘咁
其實無論係新仔
定係做左成年既ＣＯＯＫ
每日既ＲＯＬＥ都會調黎調去
即係Ｄ大粒既都會去洗碗同埋去倒垃圾
當然如果你廢廢地就只會淨係去洗碗倒垃圾
ＳＯ係度做真係好ＦＡＩＲ
就算再ＤＩＳＧＵＳＴＩＮＧ既野你都會好肯去做
因為個個都會輪流做
好ＧＵＲ
另外好有趣既就係
除左個ＭＡＮＡＧＥＲ
無論係廚房抑或樓面
佢地個ＡＧＥ ＧＲＯＵＰ係２０至２５
八成都仲讀緊書
睇樣你會以為佢地就快３０
點知原來自己先係老餅
而佢地個個都以為我得１８歲
粉有趣
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