2009年12月31日 星期四

2010

澳大利亞的2009
於兩小時前成為過去
這一年
沒有邊爐
沒有啤酒
沒有擁抱

雨很大
與YVONNE走著走著
在市中心跟藍眼人一起倒數
看那煙花從高樓頂發射再掉到跟前
看那醉酒婦人喧嘩叫嚷
煙花沒有香港的震撼
彷彿石澳那手拿的燒得還比它漂亮

雨很大
沒有帶照相機
沒有把景像記錄下來

看著那零星煙火
想著:「誰又會想到今天我會站在此地」
世事難料
難得發生了也不太相信

這一年
沒有興致回顧舊事
是少了執著還是什麼
不知道

2010
祝大家找到自己的路

2009年12月26日 星期六

fuck off fat ass

話說PANCAKE前排黎左個馬拉女(以下內容絕無種族歧視)
第一次見面己經好唔LIKE佢
問人拎野食係拎左擺落口先問
仲有成日話我似佢個FRIEND
無端端係度話「YOU’RE SO CUTE」
跟手就MEET我塊面
我屌你同你好熟呀?
個頭又柒(好少女仔個頭會柒架嘛)又樣衰

今日見到又掃我背隻
勁想成TRAY杯楪車埋去再同佢講「你鏗D啦屌你!」
我當然無咁做
但係我好冷淡咁應佢
又同第個女仔好好傾咁
佢應該FEEL到我唔NIKE佢
之後都無再攪我
以後都唔好再掂我喇唔該

2009年12月25日 星期五

merry x'mas feat. 不能送的禮物

炎熱的聖誕並不炎熱
更有點涼意
所有店鋪餐廳全面休息
市中心頓變死城

一連3個HOUSE PARTY
形式一樣
只換了人
最後的一個於何巧瀅家中舉行
有家的感覺
因食物都是我煮的(不是全部)










大家都收到各式各樣的禮物
LUCKY ME收到老何的瘋狂震震機

還有車里子的祝福
聖誕把我們仨拉近
**************
聖誕節最可憐的
不是收不到禮物
而是準備了的禮物不能送出

2009年12月19日 星期六

失敗的人﹣Spiderman

今日都係返工
放工返黎好急
咁就去痾尿喇
通常痾尿係會周圍望
望上去...污糟左?
睇真D...
原來係蜘蛛人!!!
為左一家三口既安危
係佢未跳落黎咬我啫啫之前
快D痾完收返埋佢
之後就用平時愛黎噴屎味既清新濟噴佢落黎
行得勁那快
等佢停左係幅檣之後我就去拎個外賣兜
一野CUP住佢
果下係好想縮手
因為佢就係隔住塊透明膠係你隻手度走黎走去
係0.00000001秒之間
理智戰勝恐懼
開始CHOK下CHOK下咁
當然好小心一條GAP都無留俾佢
最緊張係CUM蓋
要CUM蓋即係有GAP
有GAP即係有機會走出黎
仲要勁大機會沿住隻手走上身
頂!!!好驚呀!!!!
好在最後都平安將佢CAPTURE左
佢都有成隻手板(唔計手指)咁大
而家擺左係廚房等兩兄妹返黎睇

完全唔知佢係點入黎
好驚呀!!!

2009年12月17日 星期四

最住損友

翻閱FACEBOOK PROFILE
發現了這東東
是我在科大的一份MULTI﹣MEDIA功課
祝你地有多十個十年

2009年12月15日 星期二

一D都唔掛

同何巧阿YAN食飯
成個月無見喇
何巧問:「有無掛住柏LIN佢地?」
其實唔好講佢地
就算係屋企人
我都無乜點掛住
原因係依堆人9個月後我一定會見得返
就算唔見成年
大家係大家心目中都係唔會變
所以唔需要專登去掛住
相反D唔係咁熟既反而會有時諗下佢地
依個係我既一個幾奇怪既理論
唔知有無人都係咁諗既呢

work life balance

an ultimate goal for millions of working class
in hong kong, we have a twisted yet very true definition for the term
when work equals to your life, the two were balanced. (work = life)
how sad it is

before i came to australia, i really hope i could live a balanced life here
what i mean is the real balanced life, not the balanced equation above.
i hope i could work for a few days a week and go to play and travel when i'm off
however i find this could hardly be achieved since i don't have so much money
which i've discussed in earlier entries

the other reason is that i chose a relatively stable way to live as a backpacker
while i am sitting comfortably on the sofa and watching the Las Vegas series
some other backpackers had already been traveled to 3 or 4 places
for farm works, for sight seeing or what
honestly i hope i could have such experience
but i'm sure there will be some trade-offs in addition
such as losing a long term employer who treasures your existance
such as losing the time to be with my new friends who'll still be my friends when i'm back to hong kong
such as shortening my stay due to money shortage (my account's been kept break-even for 3 months, which ensures my stay for another few months if suddenly i lose my job)

so instead of work, life, work, life, work, life, work, life, work, life, work, life...
i prefer work, work, work, work, work, work, life, life, life, life, life, life, life...
the pancake roster until late Jan was issued and i got pretty good hours
the box highlighted in blue is today
while the tiny blue words indicate i have a shift for that day
so here's the equation again!!
but i love it, for the first time of my life.

X'mas is coming
this will be the first hot x'mas i've ever had
(it's now summer with temperature ranges from 38 to 12 across a few days)
i don't have any plan yet, but for sure i don't have to work at night
and for sure i won't hide myself in the house and missed everything
yeah yeah yeah

2009年12月9日 星期三

roy's burger

(鄭子誠tone)
採用有機農場新鮮野菜
以及澳洲本土走地雞蛋
足三兩安格斯漢堡牛肉
肉質鮮嫩兼有豐富肉汁
於頂層配以爽甜洋蔥
每一口都充滿層次

roy's burger --- a little bit fancy...

2009年12月6日 星期日

could you please fuck off?

烏蠅
係澳洲既一個污點
喇星佢地係勁那煩
勁DESPERATE
勁有耐性
最鐘意嬲你對眼同個鼻同對耳仲有個口
撥佢一下
佢會避開再降落係同一個地方
再重復無限次
每一次我都會FUCK出聲
因為真係FUCKING ANNOYING

問題之大促使我上網搵資料了解下佢地
而家明白點解咁鐘意嬲人
但係我唔會因為同情而FUCK少句
如果你地睇到我個BLOG
可唔可以唔好再嬲我?

2009年12月5日 星期六

this is it

today i went back to pancake parlour for work as usual
i got changed in the staff room
i ordered a big breakfast with 5 dollars
i finished the breakfast and went to the toilet
i saw something that i'd never seen in my life

a man stood in front of the basin
with his pants down to the ankles
a penis with a little bush on top was swinging
which was not amazing enough...
when i started to pee at the bowl
he cleaned up his shit from his ass with a bare hand and the tap water
i smelt the smell, i heard the sound
and i saw the shit on the basin
and he left without any intention to clean the shit up

what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i swore to the pancakes that i'll never wash my hands at that basin
and will definitely bring enough tissues every time i enter that toilet
not for my shit but to insulate myself from any shit residues while turning the tap and opening the door

guys you know what
"uncle bus" is just a very normal person
a person expressed his opinion in an emotional and attention grabbing way
totally normal
but this australian guy just did what a normal person will not do in a calmed and skillful manner

this is real strange
this is it
this is shit

2009年12月3日 星期四

shrine of remembrance

係一個紀念大戰戰士既地方
其中包括二次世界大戰
依D野係要係大國家先會有
座野好很大
離遠行過去都見到
佢成座都係用石頭起的
摸落去涼浸浸
又唔怕俾風吹走
真係一石二鳥
我懷疑依個位係一個風水位
行到埋去有一種好清新既感覺
而外牆同地下都勁多地衣(LICHEN)
依種植物係要勁勁勁好空氣質素先會生的
行到埋去
勁狀觀
其實又唔係話好勁
但係睇得出唔係流野
外圍既雕像


其中一道門既花紋
入去內部之前有一個VISITOR CENTRE
入面都係D老正野
歷史呀紀念品呀咁
MEDALS OF HONORS
阿水
SOLDIERS
戰艦
終於入到去
入面分左既層同埋唔同CHAMBERS
好靜好莊嚴
最頂層的天窗

望返落去
附近的銅像


2009年12月2日 星期三

大早餐


PIZZA X 1塊
菜     X 幾條
牛油磨菇  X 1堆
牛油炒蛋  X 2隻
吞拿魚   X 1罐
果汁    X 1杯

時間就是這樣過

2009年12月1日 星期二

sunset

you see the sinking sun?