2010

澳大利亞的２００９

於兩小時前成為過去

這一年

沒有邊爐

沒有啤酒

沒有擁抱

雨很大

與ＹＶＯＮＮＥ走著走著

在市中心跟藍眼人一起倒數

看那煙花從高樓頂發射再掉到跟前

看那醉酒婦人喧嘩叫嚷

煙花沒有香港的震撼

彷彿石澳那手拿的燒得還比它漂亮

雨很大

沒有帶照相機

沒有把景像記錄下來

看著那零星煙火

想著：「誰又會想到今天我會站在此地」

世事難料

難得發生了也不太相信

這一年

沒有興致回顧舊事

是少了執著還是什麼

不知道

２０１０

祝大家找到自己的路

fuck off fat ass

話說ＰＡＮＣＡＫＥ前排黎左個馬拉女（以下內容絕無種族歧視）

第一次見面己經好唔ＬＩＫＥ佢

問人拎野食係拎左擺落口先問

仲有成日話我似佢個ＦＲＩＥＮＤ

無端端係度話「ＹＯＵ’ＲＥ　ＳＯ　ＣＵＴＥ」

跟手就ＭＥＥＴ我塊面

我屌你同你好熟呀？

個頭又柒（好少女仔個頭會柒架嘛）又樣衰

今日見到又掃我背隻

勁想成ＴＲＡＹ杯楪車埋去再同佢講「你鏗Ｄ啦屌你！」

我當然無咁做

但係我好冷淡咁應佢

又同第個女仔好好傾咁

佢應該ＦＥＥＬ到我唔ＮＩＫＥ佢

之後都無再攪我

以後都唔好再掂我喇唔該

merry x'mas feat. 不能送的禮物

炎熱的聖誕並不炎熱

更有點涼意

所有店鋪餐廳全面休息

市中心頓變死城

一連３個ＨＯＵＳＥ　ＰＡＲＴＹ

形式一樣

只換了人

最後的一個於何巧瀅家中舉行

有家的感覺

因食物都是我煮的（不是全部）

大家都收到各式各樣的禮物

ＬＵＣＫＹ　ＭＥ收到老何的瘋狂震震機

還有車里子的祝福

聖誕把我們仨拉近

＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

聖誕節最可憐的

不是收不到禮物

而是準備了的禮物不能送出

失敗的人﹣Spiderman

今日都係返工

放工返黎好急

咁就去痾尿喇

通常痾尿係會周圍望

望上去．．．污糟左？

睇真Ｄ．．．

原來係蜘蛛人！！！

為左一家三口既安危

係佢未跳落黎咬我啫啫之前

快Ｄ痾完收返埋佢

之後就用平時愛黎噴屎味既清新濟噴佢落黎

行得勁那快

等佢停左係幅檣之後我就去拎個外賣兜

一野ＣＵＰ住佢

果下係好想縮手

因為佢就係隔住塊透明膠係你隻手度走黎走去

係０．０００００００１秒之間

理智戰勝恐懼

開始ＣＨＯＫ下ＣＨＯＫ下咁

當然好小心一條ＧＡＰ都無留俾佢

最緊張係ＣＵＭ蓋

要ＣＵＭ蓋即係有ＧＡＰ

有ＧＡＰ即係有機會走出黎

仲要勁大機會沿住隻手走上身

頂！！！好驚呀！！！！

好在最後都平安將佢ＣＡＰＴＵＲＥ左

佢都有成隻手板（唔計手指）咁大

而家擺左係廚房等兩兄妹返黎睇

完全唔知佢係點入黎

好驚呀！！！

最住損友

翻閱ＦＡＣＥＢＯＯＫ　ＰＲＯＦＩＬＥ

發現了這東東

是我在科大的一份ＭＵＬＴＩ﹣ＭＥＤＩＡ功課

祝你地有多十個十年

一Ｄ都唔掛

同何巧阿ＹＡＮ食飯

成個月無見喇

何巧問：「有無掛住柏ＬＩＮ佢地？」

其實唔好講佢地

就算係屋企人

我都無乜點掛住

原因係依堆人９個月後我一定會見得返

就算唔見成年

大家係大家心目中都係唔會變

所以唔需要專登去掛住

相反Ｄ唔係咁熟既反而會有時諗下佢地

依個係我既一個幾奇怪既理論

唔知有無人都係咁諗既呢

work life balance

an ultimate goal for millions of working class

in hong kong, we have a twisted yet very true definition for the term

when work equals to your life, the two were balanced. (work = life)

how sad it is

before i came to australia, i really hope i could live a balanced life here

what i mean is the real balanced life, not the balanced equation above.

i hope i could work for a few days a week and go to play and travel when i'm off

however i find this could hardly be achieved since i don't have so much money

which i've discussed in earlier entries

the other reason is that i chose a relatively stable way to live as a backpacker

while i am sitting comfortably on the sofa and watching the Las Vegas series

some other backpackers had already been traveled to 3 or 4 places

for farm works, for sight seeing or what

honestly i hope i could have such experience

but i'm sure there will be some trade-offs in addition

such as losing a long term employer who treasures your existance

such as losing the time to be with my new friends who'll still be my friends when i'm back to hong kong

such as shortening my stay due to money shortage (my account's been kept break-even for 3 months, which ensures my stay for another few months if suddenly i lose my job)

so instead of work, life, work, life, work, life, work, life, work, life, work, life...

i prefer work, work, work, work, work, work, life, life, life, life, life, life, life...

the pancake roster until late Jan was issued and i got pretty good hours

the box highlighted in blue is today

while the tiny blue words indicate i have a shift for that day

so here's the equation again!!

but i love it, for the first time of my life.

X'mas is coming

this will be the first hot x'mas i've ever had

(it's now summer with temperature ranges from 38 to 12 across a few days)

i don't have any plan yet, but for sure i don't have to work at night

and for sure i won't hide myself in the house and missed everything

yeah yeah yeah

roy's burger

(鄭子誠tone)

採用有機農場新鮮野菜

以及澳洲本土走地雞蛋

足三兩安格斯漢堡牛肉

肉質鮮嫩兼有豐富肉汁

於頂層配以爽甜洋蔥

每一口都充滿層次

roy's burger --- a little bit fancy...

could you please fuck off?

烏蠅

係澳洲既一個污點

喇星佢地係勁那煩

勁ＤＥＳＰＥＲＡＴＥ

勁有耐性

最鐘意嬲你對眼同個鼻同對耳仲有個口

撥佢一下

佢會避開再降落係同一個地方

再重復無限次

每一次我都會ＦＵＣＫ出聲

因為真係ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ　ＡＮＮＯＹＩＮＧ

問題之大促使我上網搵資料了解下佢地

而家明白點解咁鐘意嬲人

但係我唔會因為同情而ＦＵＣＫ少句

如果你地睇到我個ＢＬＯＧ

可唔可以唔好再嬲我？

this is it

today i went back to pancake parlour for work as usual

i got changed in the staff room

i ordered a big breakfast with 5 dollars

i finished the breakfast and went to the toilet

i saw something that i'd never seen in my life

a man stood in front of the basin

with his pants down to the ankles

a penis with a little bush on top was swinging

which was not amazing enough...

when i started to pee at the bowl

he cleaned up his shit from his ass with a bare hand and the tap water

i smelt the smell, i heard the sound

and i saw the shit on the basin

and he left without any intention to clean the shit up

what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i swore to the pancakes that i'll never wash my hands at that basin

and will definitely bring enough tissues every time i enter that toilet

not for my shit but to insulate myself from any shit residues while turning the tap and opening the door

guys you know what

"uncle bus" is just a very normal person

a person expressed his opinion in an emotional and attention grabbing way

totally normal

but this australian guy just did what a normal person will not do in a calmed and skillful manner

this is real strange

this is it

this is shit

shrine of remembrance

今日去左個叫ＳＨＲＩＮＥ　ＯＦ　ＲＥＭＥＭＢＲＡＮＣＥ既地方

係一個紀念大戰戰士既地方

其中包括二次世界大戰

依Ｄ野係要係大國家先會有

座野好很大

離遠行過去都見到

佢成座都係用石頭起的

摸落去涼浸浸

又唔怕俾風吹走

真係一石二鳥

我懷疑依個位係一個風水位

行到埋去有一種好清新既感覺

而外牆同地下都勁多地衣（ＬＩＣＨＥＮ）

依種植物係要勁勁勁好空氣質素先會生的

行到埋去

勁狀觀

其實又唔係話好勁

但係睇得出唔係流野

外圍既雕像

其中一道門既花紋

入去內部之前有一個ＶＩＳＩＴＯＲ　ＣＥＮＴＲＥ

入面都係Ｄ老正野

歷史呀紀念品呀咁

ＭＥＤＡＬＳ　ＯＦ　ＨＯＮＯＲＳ

阿水

ＳＯＬＤＩＥＲＳ

戰艦

終於入到去

入面分左既層同埋唔同ＣＨＡＭＢＥＲＳ

好靜好莊嚴

最頂層的天窗

柱

望返落去

附近的銅像

大早餐

ＰＩＺＺＡ　Ｘ　１塊

菜　　　　　Ｘ　幾條

牛油磨菇　　Ｘ　１堆

牛油炒蛋　　Ｘ　２隻

吞拿魚　　　Ｘ　１罐

果汁　　　　Ｘ　１杯

時間就是這樣過

sunset

you see the sinking sun?

FUCKING SHIIIIIIT!!

重複著上個禮拜的事

一至四係屋企生菇菇

五六日就ＰＡＮＣＡＫＥ　ＰＡＲＬＯＵＲ

做ＢＡＣＫＥＲ做多左兩日

基本上都無咩問題

最大問題竟然係不雪糕

Ｄ雪糕勁那硬

出餐又要勁那快

成日俾我不雪糕果下ＣＡＫＥ住

而家隻手勁攰

我發覺人真係有極限

你知每日都有Ｄ時間係好那多人食野

果Ｄ時候就會勁那忙

今日個ＣＯＯＫ叫上次提到果個鬼仔炒蛋同整ＰＯＵＣＨＥＤ　ＥＧＧＳ

（ＰＯＵＣＨＥＤ　ＥＧＧＳ即係打隻蛋落Ｄ水度

等佢好完整地去到半生熟就拎返上黎）

當然ＰＥＡＫ　ＨＯＵＲ梗係唔止整一隻

好多時都係同時間要炒３份蛋同整７／８隻ＰＯＵＣＨＥＤ　ＥＧＧＳ

咁講返鬼仔

佢勁俾人催

Ｄ　ＰＯＵＣＨＥＤ　ＥＧＧＳ又一係熟過頭一係整穿左

前後有成２０分鐘（ＳＵＰＰＯＳＥ５分鐘攬得掂）

我當時係隔離洗緊碗

突然間聽到『ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ　ＳＨＩＴ！！！！』

勁那大聲

原來係鬼仔發ＭＵＮ憎

係果一刻佢要爆

大家都好無耐

因為大家都好那忙

都知道佢都盡左力．．．

自此

之後Ｄ蛋都係叫返我整．．．

講多少少廚房既分工

唔好睇我要洗碗又要去垃圾房倒垃圾

好似好慘咁

其實無論係新仔

定係做左成年既ＣＯＯＫ

每日既ＲＯＬＥ都會調黎調去

即係Ｄ大粒既都會去洗碗同埋去倒垃圾

當然如果你廢廢地就只會淨係去洗碗倒垃圾

ＳＯ係度做真係好ＦＡＩＲ

就算再ＤＩＳＧＵＳＴＩＮＧ既野你都會好肯去做

因為個個都會輪流做

好ＧＵＲ

另外好有趣既就係

除左個ＭＡＮＡＧＥＲ

無論係廚房抑或樓面

佢地個ＡＧＥ　ＧＲＯＵＰ係２０至２５

八成都仲讀緊書

睇樣你會以為佢地就快３０

點知原來自己先係老餅

而佢地個個都以為我得１８歲

粉有趣

攰到仆街

今個禮拜星期五六日都有工返

大概做２０個鐘

琴晚收ＣＬＯＳＩＮＧ

嘩攰到丫

由於地下濕既關係

有一下唔小心

ＳＩＮ低左

好在係慢慢ＳＩＮ

無事起返身！

今晚開始埋位煮野食

因為係用鐵板

所以係揸住兩個鏟鏟下鏟下的

係呀鐵板燒果Ｄ咁囉

係咪好型呢

煮就基本上無難度

最難係聽佢講果Ｄ勁有口音既簡稱

全寫都未識晒

基本上係記個音

唔係記個字點解

你話幾咁ＣＨＡＬＬＥＮＧＩＮＧ

不過好在原來佢有份野係講果Ｄ簡稱代表Ｄ乜

咁我又要溫習喇

返埋聽日要好好抖下

同陽光玩遊戲

琴日氣溫３８度

陽光向我們招手

與兩名２２歲少女再訪ＳＴ．ＫＩＬＤＡ

沿途目擊一名青蛙企跳

唯久久未有跳下

只有繼續行程

是一間ＣＡＦＥ

是一份特大漢堡包

在沙灘上再吃一份海陸空三文治

拖鞋說：『回家的感覺真好！』

晚上的咖啡

很好喝

升呢

今日又係返工

阿姐話睇下下禮拜開始可唔可以俾我返埋星期五

因為佢話我比起另一個醒

其實我覺得係Ｄ鬼仔蠢姐

ＡＮＹ肥係一個好消息

由淨係洗碗

到整沙律

到做ＣＯＯＫ　ＢＡＣＫＥＲ（即係個廚有咩都會搵你幫手）

基本上叫升左級

正式黎講由ＫＩＴＣＨＥＮＨＡＮＤ升做ＢＡＣＫＥＲ

不過人工照舊

係度做真係幾開心

個個都真係好好人

勁有禮貌

次次做完都唔該晒辛苦晒咁

最好既一樣就係依度Ｄ人唔理自己咩位

見到有野唔掂就即刻走去幫手做

唔會係度擺款屈Ｄ細既去做自己ＵＮＵＮ腳

除此之外

仲有無窮盡既肥汽水

每更一餐既ＰＡＮＣＡＫＥ

半價食所有野（原價一個餐大概要２０蚊的）

仲有一夠鐘就趕你走，唔會要你ＯＴ

雖然我做少Ｄ佢就俾少Ｄ

但有Ｄ係我做多Ｄ佢照俾咁少架嘛

黎緊１２月中至１月尾一個禮拜會有４﹣５日返（每日４﹣５個鐘）

計返果段時間可以賺到２千幾

而家諗緊要將我既塔斯曼尼亞摘生果之旅押後或者縮短

因為想做盡６個月佢

好工難搵

係澳洲既好工更加難搵

如果真係咁

可能３月先會離開墨爾本

２月開始就會同ＰＥＮＮＹ　ＤＥＢＢＩＥ分開下

因為有新ＨＯＵＳＥＭＡＴＥ同埋兩兄妹而家分返房訓

如果唔係會有家庭慘劇

為左佢地既幸福

我唔可以咁自私賴死唔走

依個會係一個好機會俾我去試下住ＢＡＣＫＰＡＣＫＥＲ　ＨＯＳＴＥＬ

到時雖然會無咁好住

但應該會識到好多人同有多Ｄ周圍玩既資訊

講真

我而家已經好唔捨得依間屋

不過人總要ＭＯＶＥ　ＯＮ既

都知依輪會悶親大家

但係我會繼續悶落去多一排

因為如果ＫＥＥＰ住去玩

兩個月我就要返香港喇

除非你地ＳＰＯＮＳＯＲ我

查實好多人覺得ＷＯＲＫＩＮＧ　ＨＯＬＩＤＡＹ一定好好玩

因為可以周圍玩

但係唔怕同大家講

做野同玩既比例最勁係可以去到８：２的

因為真係要做野賺錢

所以我係澳洲既時間會係大概５０﹪做野２０﹪玩同３０﹪生活

所謂生活係食飯飲野買野訓覺搭車同幫阿婆上車

大家可以想像下一個人係一個地方同本地人一樣咁樣生活

仲要做多Ｄ野去ＳＵＰＰＯＲＴ佢去玩

你話幾咁刻苦

係依度靚人靚景靚咖啡係好嘆

查實要比普通人更努力先嘆到

所以唔好當我真係過黎玩

希望咁樣可以調整到大家睇我個ＢＬＯＧ既心情

再見室友

今日家中一位唔太熟既室友因為考完試

所以放假返香港

而佢之後亦會搵地方搬

所以有接近１００﹪既機會我係唔會再見到佢

永別喇ＲＡＹＭＯＮＤ

今日亦是一星期一度的ＨＡＰＰＹ　ＦＲＩＤＡＹ

大家通常會做的

就係去ＣＬＵＢＢＩＮＧ

女的著到最少

男的表現自己

黑蚊蚊

你睇我唔到

不過我真係麻麻地

聽日返工返全日

夜晚果更要ＴＲＡＩＮ我喎

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